Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
