so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
i love accidental penises.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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