I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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