I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
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