Pappa wants mamma naked
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
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