Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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