shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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