That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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