He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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