i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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