I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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