he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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