So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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