You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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