theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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