Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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