Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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