as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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