My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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