So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
she woke up with a sticky ear
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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