nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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