Me. At least after what I've been through.
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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