Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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