Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
dude i'm inner monologue high
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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