call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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