Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
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