I want to have your abortion
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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