I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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