yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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