too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
