dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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