please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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