good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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