OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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