Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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