Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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