is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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