it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
