problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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