ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
whose parrot is this?
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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