is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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