You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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