my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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