I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
he fucked my hip out of place.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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