I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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