there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Holy sore nipples Batman
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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