I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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