I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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