How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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