some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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