talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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