have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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