I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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