I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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