Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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