Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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