do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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