singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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